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 Barefoot in the Parkay


   
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@dhyanaji - And masks and hand sanitizer I hope?? Have [safe] fun!

 

and one more for the road:
GUYS & LOLS


   
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If you need a good laugh watch Space Force on Prime. It is a spoof on Iq45 ‘s space force. Steve Carrell is the general in charge and he is hilarious. Lots of innuendo you can pick up on that reflects the repugs and other government officials, esp. calling mommy!


   
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My husband sent me this video, by way of telling me about the SCOTUS decision today (a good one for a change!).  Kind of a sideways way of celebrating, but it brought a smile:

Dollmation: Madonna Vogue 1990 MTV Awards


   
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This is funny...but sort of frighteningly accurate. If I hadn't blocked him four years ago, I'd probably use it. ;-)

https://boingboing.net/2017/11/13/subtle-typographic-hint.html


   
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Bumping this thread back up, since we all need to laugh more.

From today's comics:

Mutts Aug 2

I think we ALL can identify with that crab.


   
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@laura-f ahahhahhaha   indeed!


   
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Q:  Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

 

A:  Some day, we will live in a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.


   
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@laura-f

Love it!  


   
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All Chickens Matter


   
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words of wisdom and common sense.. a diversion fron the onslot of daily news.. for your entertainment.
 
Wise Advice from a Farmer's Wife
 
Whenever you return a borrowed pie pan, make sure it's got a warm pie in it.
 
Invite lots of folks to supper. You can always add more water to the soup.
 
There's no such thing as woman's work on a farm. There's just work.
 
Make home a happy place for the children. Everybody returns to their happy place.
 
Always keep a small light on in the kitchen window at night.
 
If your man gets his truck stuck in the field, don't go in after him. Throw him a rope and pull him out with the tractor.
 
Keep the kerosene lamp away from the the milk cow's leg.
 
It's a whole lot easier to get breakfast from a chicken than a pig.
 
Always pat the chickens when you take their eggs.
 
It's easy to clean an empty house, but hard to live in one.
 
All children spill milk. Learn to smile and wipe it up.
 
Homemade's always better'n store bought.
 
A tongue's like a knife. The sharper it is the deeper it cuts.
 
A good neighbor always knows when to visit and when to leave.
 
A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the porch 'cause he's not fenced-in.
 
Always light birthday candles from the middle outward.
 
Nothin' gets the frustrations out better'n splittn' wood.
 
The longer dress hem, the more trusting the husband.
 
Enjoy doing your children's laundry. Some day they'll be gone.
 
You'll never catch a runnin' chicken but if you throw seed around the back door you'll have a skillet full by supper.
 
Biscuits brown better with a little butter brushed on 'em.
 
Check your shoelaces before runnin' to help somebody.
 
Visit old people who can't get out. Some day you'll be one.
 
The softer you talk, the closer folks'll listen.
 
The colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed.
 

   
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